This is it! Departing for the US!

I won’t be around for three months, working at a summer camp in Maine in a couple of months and then making my way across on a trek from NY to San Francisco!

Laters!

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blondejean:

World Cup prediction: Ireland will win but krum will catch the snitch

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outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

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urbies:

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

Now I know.

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barney-scherbatskys:

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Strong female leads need to be made more mainstream. There are some wonderful, wonderful independent films being made with women of all ages. I think that’s what we should try and focus on. There is still an imbalance between insightful, strong roles and stereotypical ones from my personal experiences, but I don’t think it’s a lost cause.
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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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POSSIBLE MEGA MAJOR PLOT TWISTS IN CoHF:

1: Sebastian lives.

2: Alec gets a girlfriend.

3: Simon becomes a shadowhunter.

4: Sebastian gets a girlfriend.

5: Jocelyn leaves Luke for Valentine's ghost.

6: Clary goes platinum blonde.

7: Isabelle wears flats.

8: Jace decides he's tired of wearing black, and instead wears only burnt orange.

9: Magnus's dad is revealed to be an ancestor of Albus Dumbledore.

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Favorite TMI/TID quotes

Will Herondale: Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck

Jace Herondale: She just asked if she could touch my mango

Jem Carstairs: Don't say you are sorry, say you'll train with me

Tessa Gray: Are you highly intoxicated at the moment?

Clary Fray: I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners

Magnus Bane: The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self

Izzy Lightwood: Is the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl

Alec Lightwood: I‘m a demon hunter, clearly, I am not afraid of the dark

Max Lightwood: Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?

Simon Lewis: The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass

Sebastian Morgenstern: You asked me who I belong to. I belong to you

Charlotte Branwell: if you set yourself on fire deliberately, I will institute divorce proceedings

Henry Branwell: You love me, too, Lottie?

Luke Garroway: Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them?

Jessamine Lovelace: What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

Cecily Herondale: You know, you really didn’t have to throw that man through the window

Sophie Collins: It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them

Gideon Lightwood: What if I were to ask you...

Gabriel Lightwood: Father is a worm

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Mortal Instruments ChallengeMost Favorite Book
CITY OF LOST SOULS
It’s like there’s always been a piece of my soul missing, and it’s inside you, Clary. I know I told you once that wheter God exists or not, we’re on our own. But when I’m with you, I’m not.

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