alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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“He smiles, but there is something else in his eyes. A sadness that never fades.”

- Forbidden, Tabitha Suzuma (via aliensamba)

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mandymilkovish:

{you cannot close your heart}

[listen]

A mix for the bitterness of forbidden love and the promise that family will endure.

I Should Go- Levi Kreis (somehow i feel i should apologize / ‘cause i’m just a little shaken / by what’s going on inside / i should go / before my will gets any weaker / and my eyes begin to linger / longer than they should) Don’t Go- Rae Morris (don’t go / don’t feel like you have to / only if you want to / fill my world with hope again, hope again) Arms- Christina Perri (i never thought that you would be the one to hold my heart / but you came around / and you knocked me off the ground / from the start) To Build a Home- The Cinematic Orchestra (and i built a home / for you / for me / until it disappeared / from me / from you) Welcome Home- Radical Face (all my nightmares escape my head / bar the doors, please don’t let them in / you were never supposed to leave / now my head’s splitting at the seams) All I Want- Kodaline (but if you loved me / why’d you leave me?) Dead Hearts- Stars (i could say it but you won’t believe me / you say you do but you don’t deceive me / dead hearts are everywhere / dead hearts are everywhere) Bloodstream- Stateless (i think i might’ve inhaled you / i can feel you behind my eyes / you’ve gotten into my bloodstream / i can feel you flowing in me) My Love- Sia (i know in peace you’ll go / i hope relief is yours) So Cold- Ben Cocks (it’s so quiet here / and i feel so cold / this house no longer / feels like home) Lover’s Eyes- Mumford and Sons (and i feel numb / beneath your tongue / your strength just makes me feel less strong) I Will Follow You Into the Dark- Death Cab for Cutie (love of mine / someday you will die / but i’ll be close behind / i’ll follow you into the dark) Shattered- Trading Yesterday (take me home / to my heart / let me go / and i will run / i will not be silent) Can’t Help Falling in Love- Ingrid Michaelson (shall i stay / would it be a sin / if i can’t help falling in love with you)

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mariannaortega:

para mi estos son los hermanos Whitely… 

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padaleckiwhat:

How long have we played this game by rules that make no sense?

↪Part of my Family Don't End with Blood series
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