When the toilet paper rips while u are wiping ur butt
The name’s Mickey. Mickey Smith. Defending the earth.
And that’s what I call character development.
WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MICKEY FUCKING SMITH.
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
DRAGONS DON’T CRY
this man is beyond real
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical